Dark chocolate cake with raspberry mousse filling and white chocolate buttercream.
oh fuck me i dont even really like cake but this looks DELICIOUS and not just because its sherlock themed
Give me that.
Dark chocolate cake with raspberry mousse filling and white chocolate buttercream.
oh fuck me i dont even really like cake but this looks DELICIOUS and not just because its sherlock themed
Give me that.
(via glubstep)
Dave Talkin To Jade…
(Sh*t was funny… just felt like reading it…)

I mean
her lyrics
- TV taught me how to feel now real life has no appeal.
- I want blood, guts, and chocolate cake
- Millions of girls float on that one quote
- I wanna be a virgin pure - a 21st century whore
- the good are never easy, the easy never good, and love it never happens like you think it…
just talk to her, you stupid freak
#You think today #you might say something #something cool maybe #like from that stupidly cool human #(though you will never tell him that you think so) #but she always seemed to like it #when he said those things to her #she’d laugh #you two used to laugh #but you suppose that’s really not fair either #she can laugh with him if she wants #you wont stop her #you won’t even stop him #but that’s mostly because you don’t have the guts #to follow through with more than yelling #so you watch#you think she can hear you #smell you #taste you from around the corner#but she doesn’t comment #you figure she’s moved on #so you just watch #and watch #because of course #that’s what people do #why should she have stayed with you anyway #you’re such a loser #You hope she’s having fun #it looks like she is #but what do you knowoh my GOD miles wHY
okay so first off i just want to say that i am still learning this stuff myself
i only started to really try to branch away from sameface/samebody syndrome within the last few months and i still have a lot to learn!
but so yeah i thought i’d start by first posting some of my inspiration?? like if i am stuck for body shapes, etc, i actually keep a folder on my computer where i save images that have bodytypes i think are interesting (photos, illustration, animation stills, character design sketches, etc.)
i think the easiest way to really study body shapes is to go to cartoons! real life helps a lot, too, of course - it gives you the foundation and basic understanding of structure - but it doesn’t give you the exaggeration.
pixar and other such animation studios are, of course, the immediate go to

Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up
Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.
Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz
Smash bros, you play as little trophy people who fight some kids hand I don’t freaking know.
Madden. You control 11 hot & sweety men as the beat up on 11 different men as crowds cheer & no matter how good you are, someone will be better.
Portal. You are a mute girl that can place portals with a gun and you kill robots and neurotoxins kill you.
Team Fortress 2. 9 mindless brutes go up against 9 other mindless brutes while an old, senile woman barks shit at you over a giant speaker—I don’t fucking know.
Ok the TF2 one made me laugh so much XD
Zelda
You are a green fairy who may or may not get the girl, have to break into tombs, kill a crapload of wildlife, find coins in the weirdest places, can’t swim or jump unless you get special items, and your arch nemesis is a senile old redheaded black man who never seems to learn even though he’s been through this a bazillion times before because he is the same person every time.
Alan Wake
You’re a writer who runs around in a tweed jacket shining your flashlight at rednecks.
Fallout 3. You’re some kid born underground and your dad decides to leave you behind so he can make water and you go look for him because you have no friends and the whole outside world is bright and mean to you. Eventually you decide if you should be nice or a douche to all the people who lived above you and help some group of people rule everything, including you.
You’re some human Jesus saviour character who can be an asshole or a saint. But you die in the end so nothing you do matters.
You shouldn’t play God.
you farm, shit for brains, and that’s it
Ocarina of Time
You’re this blonde fairy boy that wears a skirt and you have to run around and collect jewelry for this little bitch. By the time you’re about to give her her shitty gems she runs away from you and you fall asleep for seven years or something I don’t know but you wake up with tights and earrings looking gay as hell. Then this old fatass tells you to find a bunch of broads so they can give you these coins that will kill this dark overlard shit cause money can apparently fucking do that. There’s this dude that clearly has the hots for you he keeps sneaking up on when you’re by yourself and babbles some indecipherable poetry shit but he turns out to be that ho that dumped you. Then you kill a giant pig and are finally about to get laid by this chick when she fucking turns you back into kid with no pants the end